TOP PLACES TO GET LAID IN THE WORLD

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Argentinians are among the most beautiful in the world. While neighboring Brazil is famed for its bronzed bodies, one night in Buenos Aires will quickly have you swooning in adoration. Getting laid isn’t always that easy here; the locals are promiscuous but they’ve got standards, so you’ll need some charm or looks to get the conversation started. But there’s hardly a finer experience in the world than heading home to a Buenos Aires townhouse for a night of passion. They’re fiery between the sheets and make a mean morning coffee.

2) CANCUN, MEXICO >>Book It

It’s not pretty. But an international conglomeration of drunk package tourists make annual pilgrimages to Cancun, where they discard all rules and start screwing on boat parties after half a dozen tequilas. Everyone is up for it on the Mexican strip of sunshine and debauchery, including the divorced 40 year olds asking directions to the nearest swingers club. It’s a destination for collecting flags and then comparing the genitals of three different nations.

4) CAMBODIA >>Book It

Most Western guys have dreamy images of Thailand; half-naked chicks rubbing your crotch in bars, having a feel to check it’s not a ladyboy, and then getting it on with a 21 year old that’s far too attractive for your own scarred face. The boundary of prostitution blurs in Thailand as chicks get you drunk, screw you senseless, and then steal all your shit. Cambodia is a safer bet; the women throw themselves at you in hope of an international passport, so get in and get out.

5) AUSTRALIA’S EAST COAST >>Book It

The Australian travel dream is personified by the country’s East Coast. Hire a vehicle, buy a few five liter boxes of goon (the slang for local wine), and spend a month or two getting wasted in hostels all the way down the coast. Every night is a party and it’s a fully international crowd, from tanned local Aussies to raunchy Germans and mischievous Irish. Most people traveling the East Coast are on their first big trip away from home, so stretching personal boundaries is part of the norm.

1) OSLO, NORWAY >> Book It

With their blond hair and blue eyes, Swedish women have a lofty reputation for being ridiculously hot. But they believe the hype, so even the ugly ones have a you-can’t-touch-this attitude. Cross over to Norway and it’s the same genes, just with none of the arrogant bullshit. Perhaps they’re not as pretty but they’re far more provocative and keen to rip the clothes off a new piece of meat. From a female traveler’s perspective, the Norwegians guys are a shy bunch, so you may need to adopt the local style of targeting a guy and telling him the score straight off the bat.